The Shibby Sheet

Hello and welcome again to another weekly edition of the Shibby Sheet, just like a period, sometimes late, sometimes early, but always a painful experience, though I would not know, just something I learnt from school.

Anyway, another week gone by and STILL no Rhyno! However, have seen pictures of him at the OVW website and he looks in shape! Guess he just needs to shake of the ring rust.

Well that is Rhyno out of the way for another week, now onto my Shibby Sheet!

OH BE WARNED THIS SHIBBY SHEET CONATINS 1 VERY RUDE WORD IN THE BATISTA ARTICLE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! IT’S NOT BOOBIE THOUGH! AS THAT’S REALLY RUDE!!! Hmmmm, Boob’s…..Hmmmm Torrie….Anyway.

The Royal Rumble 2003 19/1/2003, a nice arena somewhere in the USA :

Well, overall I enjoyed the Royal Rumble, most matches where ok, IMO I didn’t find the HHH Vs Steiner match as bad as some say it was, and got to see my beloved Undertaker return as well! Oooo! Lovely.

Brock Lesnar winning against the Big Show was no surprise really, nice moves form Brock though and luckily, it was short. Shame though Heyman was seen no more, hmmm, get the feeling Heyman will bring in Rhyno as his next client and take out Show, which will be nice.

Tag team match was ok, anything to get the tag belts of the Super Human Regal & Storm, god they bore me to death, though regal still entertains me on the Mic, Oh and his funny facial expressions always looking as though he is about to break wind! He’s funny! And British!! Good bless him! No tables though! Tsk.

Torrie vs dawn, well. What was Torrie wearing! I mean! Phoowar! I would, oh I would many times also.

Anyway, the match, well…to be honest, I was looking at my mobile phone through most of this match playing with my new video feature! Which is sweet by the way, anyway back to the match, well least it was short. Yay Torrie in memory of dear old Al, god bless Al Wilson.

Then onto HHH Vs Steiner, well many have been ripping into Steiner, I wont, I felt sorry for the guy, I know its kinda his fault, but having seen what Steiner used to be to what he was on Sunday was sad. I just hope he can improve, having said that though, I don’t think it was that bad, having the crowd boo Steiner all the time when he did Suplex’s was odd, since if for example Brock was doing it they would cheer non stop! Odd people, any way respect to HHH as well, except for those red pants! What on earth was he thinking when he said to the designers, “hello I wanna look more like a hard man, make me some nice bright red pants that will make me look ard?” silly man, he should really buy his next wrestling pants at Burton. (Other worthy clothes shop’s are available, but I wouldn’t recommend them)

Sir Kurt Angle CBE, OBE, MBE Vs Field Marshall Lord Chris Benoit of Edmonton, (that’s about as much praise as I can give them, could call them Jesus, but that’s reserved for Paul Heyman) well I’m sure you have read all about this match else where, and don’t wanna read my silly opinions, except this Match was Shibby. Beyond shibby.

The Royal Rumble match was a good one, the Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore skits where great! And who predicted that Jeff & Matt would have a lil fight at the rumble!!! ME! Who is the daddy! ME!! Who is the one who knows it all erm, not me, but you get the picture! Lush. Odd though Jeff’s face paint, looked like he mistook a tampon for a paint brush. Oh well.

Taker returning was my highlight of cause, and he didn’t half look in shape! He looks huge now!! I was kinda hoping he would return as the Darkside, and having him out as Number 30 made my stupid mind go “Oooo! He’s gonna be Darkside Taker and have a huge entrance” then his really gay “your gonna pay” theme tune hit and I thought poo, but hey it’s Taker!

No surprise lesnar won, nice seeing taker showing respect to lesnar again, though I was kinda hoping he’d slap him across the face and kick his butt!, then go mental and throw his bike around. Never mind.

Overall, in the Shibby ratings scale of 1 for X-Pac crapness. And 10 for Kevin Nash Style hair. I’d give the Rumble a 7. Would have been 10 if Rhyno just turned up and scratched his buttocks, but can’t have it all.

Booker T :

Yay Spineroonie! The man with the best dreadlocks in the business with a variety of many different colored pants! Not to mention, the best entrance in the WWE.

This man is class! He is Shibby on the Mic, has huge amount of talent and has the look! He SHOULD be the Worlds champion.

Watching the Royal Rumble on Sunday kinda dreary eyed and sniffing away trying to stay awake, it sucked Booker was eliminated so early, and judging by the crowd, as where they.

Now is it just me, or given the main event push which he REALLY deserves Booker T could be the Franchise of the WWE. That may be going over the top, but the guy is so over with the crowd and he is just being stuffed in the mid card fights with the Immortal Goldust in tag team matches.

A Booker T HHH feud would be good, and be great to see someone new and from wCw to win the title, I mean since wCw went pop, not one wCw star has been given a HUGE push, except Steiner I guess but…..well, I wont go there right now. Bless him.

Anyway, Booker T, hopefully he will be given the push he deserves soon, either that or Austin will come back, refuse to job to him and become champion instead. Bless.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan :

He’s back! The man with the mighty orange skin and stylish handle bar tash! Minus the two tone tash now though, never mind! It’s HOGAN!!

Oooo! I know many dislike Hogan, dunno why really, he has done a lot for the Wrestling business, yes I know he has not put over stars like he should do, but neither has Austin when asked! Yet people cheer him, anyway, not gonna waste time talking about him, ill save that for another time, Hogan returned on Smackdown and got a rather Shibby ovation from the crowd, that lasted 15 odd minutes! God bless em.

To be honest I never thought Terry, whoops, I mean Hulk would return, and I didn’t want the last sight of Hogan to be a bloody mess at the hands of wobbling tit man Brock Lesnar, even though since then Lesnar has become more shibby.

So to see Hogan back one (hopefully) last time is nice, to fight it seems Mr. toupee Vincent Kennedy McMahon at Wrestlemania, be……..Different I guess, to old farts, but hey! It’s Hogan. And he has yellow and orange tights, who else could do that!

Dave Batista :

Ahhh yes, onto one of my little pet hate’s here, Mr. Dave Batista.

Well, all I can say is, how far can you push a sack of shit, as were gonna find out with this gimp.

When he debuted I was in awe of his largeness, and thought “I say he’s gonna be something special” but then I saw him wrestle, and thought “bless, guess he will be stuck in mid card fights then”

But we all know Vince, he love’s big men and he is getting one huge push, I’ll admit I was wrong with Lesnar; he has turned out better than I thought, but this guy!! Well he’s called DAVE for starters, nothing wrong with being called Dave, but as a wrestler’s name, doesn’t exactly strike fear into your testicles. Should have been called; Devastator, Soundwave or Mr. Burns, scary names. Not Dave!

Secondly, he almost killed Kane, injured The Hurricane and blows moves more than a thing that blows a lot. He will injure more wrestlers’ there is no doubt, just better not be someone I really like, or ill get angry! Don’t wanna see me angry!

I will give the guy a break though, maybe he should be sent back down to OVW to improve more, I know he’s been there for age’s but it’s quite obvious the guy just either isn’t ready or he hasn’t got it, either way, get the pencil bearded ass cheese of my TV screen.

Nice tattoos though.

There, nasty thoughts out of head.

The 10 Shibby titbits of the week :

1. Teddy Long : HE’S BACK!!! About damn time too! He has an awesome shaped head.
2. Torrie Wilson : She’s gonna be in playboy!! Oh there is a god and he’s called Dave?
3. Kevin Nash : He now weighs less than 300 lbs for the 1^st time in his wrestling career, looks like he is really trying, got to give him credit!
4. The Gore :  GORE GORE GORE!!!!! Don’t you miss it!
5. Shannon Moore : Funniest guy in the WWE at the moment
6. Stacey, Test & Jericho injury angle : LMAO! I love Test’s bad acting.
7. Undertaker : Doesn’t he look nice in red! (watch Smackdown)
8. Paul Heyman : Words cannot describe this great man. He truly is a gift from god!
9. Jericho’s beard : Don’t we all wish we had a beard like that! Even the girls.
10. A-Train : I was *gulp* impressed by him at the rumble! Should I see a doctor!

Well, there goes another week in the world of the WWE, and wasn’t it nice! I wonder when Bradshaw is back, I do miss his Cowboy hat and tubby gut, a Bradshaw fan till I die. GO RAIDERS!!!!!!! Do you know Bradshaw used to play for the Raiders in the NFL! Oh yes, though he was called John Layfield! Oh indeed! Not a lot of people know that.

Stay Shibby!

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