HHH’s Tanning Problem

Now, we have all seen Hulk Hogan and his amazing orange skin, we all know Goldust and his golden skin, and of cause we even know Jeff Hardy and his amazing body painting skills, but nothing prepared me for what I was about to see on Raw Friday the 10^th of January!

HHH had a serious case of Sun Tan! I mean, Christ! Either he fell asleep on a Sun Tan bed thing, or he’s been on hol’s to Sunny Norwich, but Christ! That Tan was incredible; it put Hulk Hogan and his amazing orange skin to shame! HHH looked like a pretzel! He wouldn’t have looked out of place on a sunny day walking on Brighton beach!, Why it possessed him to go over the top on the Sun Tan was beyond me.

Also how did he manage to tan his nose! And his wrinkles! My he is a mighty talented man! Still at least Steiner has a back up plan to beat him at the rumble now, just take a wet towel and keep slapping him with it! (You ever been slapped with a wet towel on sun tan! Christ it hurts), probably look a bit silly, but not as silly as the Pose Down on Raw! Hmmm, what was the point of that, still made the lady’s scream I guess, and the lady’s don’t moan when Torrie shows her boobies, But I just hope the WWE don’t do a regular pose down of male wrestlers, like what could be next Big Show & Albert…..Ewwwwwwwww.

Anyway, Trips, nice tan.

Christopher Nowinski

Christ the spell checker recognized Nowinski! But not shibby! How rude, anyway on to the Havard Ass Clown, now I don’t dislike many WWE wrestlers, as they are all good! If they weren’t they wouldn’t be there!

But Mr. Nowinski, I have never seen a more boring guy, The Music, His Attire, His Voice, His Wrestling Skills, His Face, EVERYTHING! I just cannot stand the guy, when ever he is on I turn over to watch a bit of Men & Motors or MTV, I really dislike him.

Why the WWE continues with Tough Enough (Jackie Gayda anyone!) instead of getting in quality wrestlers, like Simon Diamond, CW Anderson, Steve Corino etc is beyond me, may be cheaper I guess, but Maven was bad enough, now we get him.

Sigh, still Im sure some people like him, but I cant see him doing anything except waste valuable TV time on raw when it should be going to guys like Tommy Dreamer, Raven, Hurricane and others.

Eric Bischoff Vs Vince McMahon

Well having just watched raw, next week everybody’s fave superstar, Vince McMahon returns to the WWE! Hmmm, Shibby!?!?!

Ive read everywhere, that Everybody was calling for Vince McMahon to return to the WWE, is it just me, but when Vince is on TV, he is worse than HHH, he comes to the Ring for a 20 minute chat about nothing, then is seen in the back about 3 times looking at some bird! Not exactly entertainment and not what the WWE needs at the mo with ratings low.

Anyway, enough of Anti Vince, when he does return and starts a feud with the Divine Mr. Eric Bischoff, it could be quite good! Just hope its not overdone and becomes the main focal point of Raw, Vince Vs Eric! As the thing which made the Invasion Angle a Failure IMO was that it wasn’t WWF Vs WCW it was McMahon Vs McMahon, which was a bad idea, and the McMahon’s took up way to much air time, when it should have gone to wrestlers. Whoops! Gone anti Vince again! Soz, will stop.

Anyway, I can see raw becoming wCw again with Bischoff changing it within the coming months that will be cool, and id like to see a match between Vince & Bischoff and see Bischoff beat Vince! Now that I would like!

One thing before I end this, Im sure Eric Bischoff had grey hair before he came to the WWE! Hmmm, he must use Just for Men (other hair dyes are available from all good shops), he looked more sophisticated with grey hair, never mind.

Tajiri

Good to see the Japanese Buzzsaw back! Tajiri is probably the most underused guy in the WWE at the moment, in ECW he was probably the best wrestler in the USA at the time, he was that good.

When he debuted in the WWF, he was great with William Regal and all was going well, but since the Brand Extension, nothing seems to have happened for Tajiri, which is a shame, seeing Mr. Personality Billy Kidman with the belt and not the Mighty Black and Decker, I mean Buzzsaw, is truly a sad thing, oh what I would do to see Tajiri give Billy a good stiff one round his head!, a kick that is of cause! Damn his kicks are so Sweet!! I would offer my services to be kicked in the head by him, just to see what it feels like!, hey been drunk many times! Can’t be any worse! And probably cheaper…..Hmmm, ill remember that Monday night!

Seen Tajiri live a few months ago, and with all the big stars there Lesnar, Booker T, Edge, Etc, Tajiri was the one that impressed the most and his kicks where great to see in person and the tarantula! Shibby!!

Seeing him recently return from injury I hope he gets a big push as a face, he’s good as a heel, but I like his girlish laugh and the way he hypes up the crowd, he would be a cool Cruiser Weight Champion again! Long live Tajiri! A great man!

10 shibby titbits of the Week :

1. Al Wilson : Im starting to like him!! I find him funny!! Erk!
2. Scott Steiner : he’s really cool!
3. Brock Lesnar : that was one fair twat on the head he took from Mattitude! He should be honored!
4. Undertaker : Oooo! These promos are just a lil bit cool! Even taker haters are getting messy pants!
5. Jeff Hardy : Where’s he gone? I enjoyed his fits on the top of the ramp on raw!
6. Victoria’s Music : Done by two lesbians!! Who would have thought! Shame pet shop boys never did Hulk Hogan’s in the 80’s, oh well.
7. Scott Hall : What’s he doing now?
8. Surbain Commando 2 : Oh how we all wish!
9. Royal Rumble : Wouldn’t it be nice if all 30 entered the ring in one go! Ooo! That would be better.
10. Tazz : Why does he always wear the same suit? Strange man.

Well another shibby sheet done for the week! What will happen this week! Rhyno return??? Probably not, but you never know! A 20 minute dull chat from Vince McMahon! Oh you can guarantee that! And it may even be 25 minutes! Bless him!

This Shibby Sheet is for Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gee’s a man who I love dearly and is sadly ill at the mo, get well soon Mr. Gibb!

Stay Shibby!!

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