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Michael Hegstrand - Road Warrior Hawk - R.I.P
The Shibby Sheet
Hiya and welcome to this week's delightful seasoning of Shibbyness from the shibby sheet, from The Shibby Shack above a tree in Portman Road in Ipswich.
Well, what a busy few weeks it has been in the WWE & TNA!!! That big fat breasted ear ache of a women is off our TV screens!! YAY!! Lord Jesus Christ was reborn again and came home to us as General Manager of Smackdown and blessed us with his awesome Shibbyness, of cause I am referring to Paul "Jesus" Heyman.
Undertaker became the most hated wrestler on the Internet, but I shall come to that later, and say my "two cents" as a Loyal Taker fan, I will back the man up, HHH blessed us with some awesome hair flicking in the window of a near by parked car, not seen since the days of the Awesome Kevin Nash hair flicking of WCW.
Also in TNA, Jeff Jarrett became heel after slapping Hulk Hogan about, Raven continued his lovely feud with the New Church, yet keeps telling his buddies CM Punk and Julio he don't need there help! TUTTY!!! We want more of CM Punk on TNA! Thus I predict a heel turn for CM soon! And of cause next week….*looks at watch* this week the legendary Sting returns! Swish! All is good in the world of wrestling! Oh and Vince's acting still makes me laugh, bless him. He is so bad.
Well, this weeks Shibby Sheet is sponsored by tickets to see Metallica at Earls Court in December!! Woo Hooo!!!! Oh yes, that will indeed be very Shibby! I could imagine Theodore R Long thugin and a bugin along to a bit of St Anger!! Oh yes, speaking of Theodore R Long! Be sure to read my Shibby Sheet next week, as in the Shibby Shack above a tree in Portman Road in Ipswich next week, will be none other than! Theodore R Long!!! Oh yes, he will be Thugin and a bugin with me! It will be fun I'm sure.
Well, onto the Shibby Sheet! And first of, a little seriousness from me!! Oooo! Oh yes!
The Undertaker
Oooo! The most hated two words in all of Wrestling at the moment! The Undertaker!! The man who no sells! The man who has never put anyone over! The man who deserves nothing! The man who gets no respect from anyone and doesn't deserve it! Gimmie a break.
A few months ago when Undertaker spent most of 2003 in the mid card on Smackdown, no one really mentioned the Undertaker as he wasn't doing anything wrong, he was staying away from the main events which where dominated by Angle, Lesnar and Big Show, Taker was having feuds with the FBI, A-Train and The Big Show when Show had finished his main event stints with Lesnar and Angle.
I said in a shibby sheet a few Months ago, that Taker deserved a Main Event push because he was in the best shape of his career, and even I know Taker wont be around much longer, maybe a year or two at best, and I said, I Quote : "I bet if Taker does main event again, all the rumors will come back of him being not respected in the back anymore and that Taker will be moaned about on the internet"
Well, just one month into his main event push, what do we get! Anti Taker posts on every Message Forum, Anti Taker news reports on Wresting websites! Anti Taker Wrestling columns, I'm bored of it, it happens all the time.
Last week on Smackdown, the Internet was in uproar over how Taker defeated Big Show and Lesnar in a Handicap Match and won 4 times!
Yes maybe, but one was a DQ, one was a count out, and the other was a mistake by Paul Heyman letting it by no DQ so a warn out Taker could smack Lesnar and Big Show with a Steel Chain, it was never mentioned until the point where Taker did this that he got his American butt kicked by Show and Lesnar, and after the match Taker was taken out by Show and Lesnar, nope, they would rather concentrate on the Negatives of Taker! Oh yes.
I remember seeing Austin Vs Taker & HHH a few moons ago in a handicap match and Austin defeated both of them, As many will know, I am not and never will be an Austin fan, but the match was great as it was fun! So I couldn't care less that Austin beat 2 of the biggest names in Wrestling!
Just like the Match on Smackdown Taker Vs Lesnar & Show was entertaining! And is that not what we all watch wrestling for? I don't watch it with a note pad saying "Oooo! Taker didn't sell that Belly to Belly Suplex, Tut! I must write about this! Ooooo!! Taker choke slammed the Big Show! He can't do that! He's near 40 years old!! Ooooo!!! Taker pinned Brock Lesnar! He can't do that! He should job to Lesnar all the time! Ooooo!!!! Taker is in the main event! He shouldn't be there! Even though he is the most over guy in the WWE at the moment!" , "Ooooo!! Must make up some garbage about Taker being no longer respected in the back, as I have nothing better to do" (stick to Smashwrestling.com peeps! You get quality wrestling news here! Not garbage on other sites! God bless Smash)
Anyway, we are all aloud our own opinion, but every time Taker gets a push in the WWE he is hounded by all the Internet as an evil being, being torn apart like he was Saddam Hussian! Jesus, get a grip.
One last thing on Taker, you look at all his PPV matches where he has had Title shots, (I said Title Shots, not just PPV matches) he probably has the worst win loss record in the history of the WWE, his Legendary feud with HBK, he never won the title off him, feuds with Austin, Lesnar, Angle, Bret Hart etc he rarely won the title of them, infact at his best in his career (96 - 99 imo) he was putting over all sorts of people to get them over, Mankind, HBK, Austin etc, he's done it in the past many times, and he is doing it now (Lesnar, Angle, Cena), yes I'm sure someone will go! Oooo! He didn't lose to Cena at the PPV! Indeed he didn't.
But in that same week his father died and people where saying, Taker probably deserves to have the win over Cena, yet when he won it was "Oh, Taker didn't put Cena over that old fat git, get out of the WWE you no selling past it fool" How people forget.
The word Legend is used to much in wrestling now, some say Kurt Angle is a legend, please, maybe one day, but not yet. Undertaker is a true legend of the squared circle and the way he is being treated is disrespectful IMO he wont be around much longer, so maybe we should enjoy his no nonsense wrestling as much as we can before he does finally go for his last ride, I cant think of many other 6ft 10 guys who where more talented than Mark Calloway, and in the WWE height is everything to Vince, so who will be there to replace Taker when he goes? A-Train? Nathan Jones? Matt Morgan? Please….
I Respect the Deadman, always have and always will, As I remember what he has done in the past, not just now, he deservers this main event push and I for one am enjoying it, and isn't that the point of wrestling? To enjoy it.
Of cause Taker isn't perfect, who is! But I'd much rather watch an actual Wrestler like Taker than Vince Vs Steph.
God Bless The Undertaker! He is so warm.
Paul "jesus" Heyman
After the joyful return of the savior of the WWE! OUR SAVIOUR! I thought it was a good idea to write a prayer that we can all read as we go to bed, in thanks of that great man! Paul "Jesus" Heyman.
And here it is :
Our Father, Who art in Smackdown,
hallowed be Thy mighty name;
Thy Kingdom come;
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Ipswich.
Give us this day our weekly sight of the pony tail of Christ
and forgive us our trespasses of watching too much Big Breasts
as we forgive those who trespass against us, for example Nathan Jones
and lead us not into temptation, Yet Torries baps do need a good "Brrrrrr"
but deliver us from the evil one Stephanie Big Jugs McMahon.
Amen! And God Bless! Paul "Jesus" Heyman
Amen Brother and Sisters!
Oh yes! That isn't too hard to remember now is it!
THE PAUL JESUS HEYMAN PRAYER!!! It has arrived!
Well, That's it for this week!
Don't forget to read next week when "the man" is in the Shibby Shack! Theodore R Long is dropping in for a quick chat, and I for one cannot wait, ive already got my dancing shoes ready for a bit of thugin and a bugin with the man of great taste in clothes.
Stay Shibby!
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