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The Shibby Sheet

Well, hello again people, im back! "And better than ever, Im back, got a knack of making things better, face facts…cause your opinion don't matter…" Hmmm, whoops got carried away there with Mr. Eric Bischoff's theme music, tis sorry, well, what's been happing in the week that we call Pre-Xmas, Well, Goldust and Booker T are Tag champions!! Lush!!! And for about 5 months now, no sign of Mr. Vincent K. McMahon and his divine Wooden (well she gives me wood!!! Ho Ho Ho, Merry Xmas!!) Wife Linda makes me happy! Well this weeks Shibby Sheet is brought to you by "Ambersil, the Mighty Anti-Static Screen Cleaner for my monitor!" divine it is, gets rid of all dirty marks from my monitor and is only available through me. Well let's get to this week's Festive Shibby Sheet, Oooo yes! Its nearly Xmas and the Festive period has hit this divine shibby guy! So how am I gonna make this A festive column? I dunno, but its Xmas Soon!! Wooo Hooo!!

Booker T :

Ho Ho Ho, Yes Booker T, one of the main Guys in the WWE since he first arrived, but rarely headlines a PPV and hasn't had many title shots!! How Rude, The guy Reeks of Shibbyness, he is excellent on the Mic, Lush in the ring, the fans treat him as the Italians treat that old guy who wears a dressing gown all day, and he looks on deaths door all the Time, This man Booker T, Is not on death's door and he is certainly in the prime of his career, so it makes me rub my ever improving goatee beard to why Booker T does not headline PPV's and is not the Raw World Champion yet? Yes I know HHH is the Champion and he has the WWE wrapped in his pocket because he spends half the time with his hand down Stephs pocket, but Surely Vinnie Mac, will come to his sense's one day and Realize that Booker T is the man a lot of people want as the Raw Champion, and would prefer to hear him say "Ya Damn Skippy Hippy" and "Can you dig it Sucka!" than Mr. HHH always saying "blah, blah, blah, im the game" and "Mumble, mumble, mumble I am that damn good"

Anyway, the World Title looks good around the waist of the 5 time wCw champion, and if he became a 6 time Champion, then well, it wouldn't start world peace and bring food to the Hungry people of Norwich, but it would be a start.

Booker T MUST get that big push in 2003, Vinnie must know that the man cant be held down much longer, the Era of Booker-Ness is upon us. (Fingers crossed), oh and of cause the Divine Goldust can stay be his side of cause as his helpful guidance and funny man friend, where would the WWE be without BookDust?? Hmmmm, Well be like watching Brookside set in Norwich, and we don't want that.

The A-Train :

Tis is the season to be jolly, tra la la la la, la la la la, Indeed, The A-Train, formally known as Mr. Albert, well 1st lets break this man down.
    1. His body : It's the most hairiest thing ive seen since I was a child when I turned on the TV and went "Oooo Mum, what's that on that mans face?" and mothers reply was "that's a beard son, old people wear them" Ahhh, I thought! That's hairy, the man in Question was Noel Edmonds!! (see keep with the Xmas Sprit that!), but A-Trains back, is a thing of freak nature! It should be kept in the house of horrors, not on wwe TV!
    2. His Pants : Now when he was Albert at least he had the decency to wear trousers, but now he just wears Pants! And I mean REALLY short pants that leaves nothing to the Imagination, and that's kinda worrying when you're a guy, and you get too see a lil bit too much hair down below than yer want.
    3. His Head : Yes, now he's bald, he has the worst beard known to man, and he has ring studs all over the place, making him look like a Human pin cushion, we don't wanna see that.
    4. His Talent : Non Existent.
Now, to make things worse, A-Train was given the Huge push at the expense of Matt Hardy, who has now been pushed down to Velocity and maybe the odd appearance on Smackdown, Just because Vince and his fetish with Large guys and no talent! Lets see, what would sell a PPV?

A-Train Vs Edge? Or Matt Hardy Vs Edge.

Not hard to pick really now is it? Nope not really, Still im sure Vince knows what he is doing, but if he continues with the A-Trains push, PLEASE put on a decent pair of trousers and a t-shirt, the Body hair was and Awesome site at first as it was just so Awe inspiring, now it just scares me half to death and reminds me of bad hairy things. Though he does have a divine theme tune.

3 Minute Warning :

Silent Night, Holly night, La de da, Anywho, yes 3 Minute Warning, every week they seem to be improving on raw, yet every week on Raw they seem to get Jobbed to everyone, Makes no sense? They are the biggest tag ive seen in the wwe since "brothers of destruction" Though they weren't a real tag team, just bunched together really as a Storyline, Yet Rosey and Jamal are jobbed constantly to the Dudleyz and Kane!

Im sure there's a reason to it all, as there always is, but at the moment I cant see the method to Vince's madness of having these 2 jobbed constantly! What next lose to D'lo brown and Chris Harvard?? Pff!

Kevin Nash to return as Diesel! :

So here it is, merry Christmas, everybody having fun, Look to the future now…..Divine, Anywho, 7 months ago the man who has hair that can be matched only by the hair of god himself sadly tripped over Booker T's leg and tore his Quad muscle. But now thankfully in 1-3 months Big Daddy cool will be returning to the squared circle, and it is rumored that when the Big Man returns he will return with his Diesel Gimmick, but still be called Kevin Nash.

Now as one of Nash's all time Biggest fans, is it a good idea to bring back the Diesel gimmick?? Hmmm maybe! Well the nWo is now dead and will never be seen on our TV screens again after the WWE cocked up what should have been a great storyline. (turning Hollywood Hogan face within a month of the nWo's debut, was possibly the stupidest thing this year, apart from Albert waking up one day and thinking, "Hmmmm, you know I think ill wrestle in my tight sexy black Knickers tonight") with the nWo gone Nash will have to do something a lil bit more different and coming back with a touch of the Diesel gimmick could be pretty cool, remember his theme music…(rushes to cd rack and plays the Diesel blues) Ahhh, yes that was a tune and a half.

Now, yes I know Kevin Nash aint the greatest wrestler in the world, (can see people laughing) but on the Mic he is one of the best in the history of the Business and that must be used on WWE TV as I cant continue to watch HHH bore me every week with another rendition of how he is the game and that his nose can please women as well as his chopper. Kevin Nash is Funny, he is Intelligent and this is something that is being missed on Raw at the moment, when big Daddy cool returns it should help the WWE and its ratings.

Nash = Divine hair and great beard.

10 Shibby titbits :

1. Dave Batistuta : This guy will injure someone if he isn't taken of TV soon, he is CLEARLY not ready.
2. Goldust : More funny than a fart in a packed church with the queen listening.
3. Bradshaw : Do yer think on his time of he is losing weight and improving his wrestling skill's???
4. The Undertaker : Even though he's been away from the WWE for a month, why do people continue to bash the living legend?
5. Simon Diamond : He should be in the WWE!
6. Sinister Minister : so should he.
7. Nova : And him.
8. Bob Sapp : Who is he?
9. Chris Benoit : He deserves a knighthood or the Key to Ipswich town centre, LEGEND!
10. X-Pac & Chyna : Ewwwwwwwww, just imagine there kid!! Urggh, look like a Well, doesn't bare thinking about really.

Christmas Message from the Shibby one :

Well it is xmas! So join me now in a nice Christmas carol, so come on, hold hands! And lets SING!!! And party if it was 1999 again!!

So join me in a rendition of The divine Dolly Parton and that oh so wonderful hairy Chap and legendry folk singer, Kenny Rogers, lets all Sing Islands In the Stream!!!

Oooo Ooooo!!! SHIBBY!!

"Baby when i met you there was peace unknown
I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb
I was soft inside there was sumthen goen on
you do sumthen to me that I cant explain
hold me closer and I feel no pain
every beat of my heart we got sumthen goen on
tender love is blind it requires a dedication
all this love we feel needs no conversation
rely on each other uh huh
maken love with each other uh huh

chorus: "JOIN IN MY SHIBBY FAITHFULL!!!"
islands in the stream
that is what we are
no one in between
how could we be wrong
sail away with me
to another world
we can rely on each other uh huh
from one lover to another uh huh

I cant live without you when your love is gone
everything is nothing when you got no woman
and you just walk in the night slowly
losen sight of the real thing
that won't happen to us
and we got no doubt
too deep in love and we
got no way out and the
message is clear this could
be the year of the real thing
no more will you cry
baby I will hurt you never
we started in as one
in love forever we rely on
each other uh huh
maken love with each other uh huh"

Sniff, ah yes can you feel the Xmas LOVE!!!! Divine is it not,

Well ill be back to my usual self next week as sadly Xmas will be over for another year, well what a year it has been hey! A special shout out to everyone who knows me! And merry xmas, Especially my good friend who's mini is in the Garage right now with a HUGE bill, and so near Xmas too, tsk, tsk, Don't worry me good friend! Just go to bed thinking these words :

The Silence behind the violence is coming! RHYNO RETURNS SOON!!!!
Stay Shibby Everybody and have a nice XMAS!!!!


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