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The Shibby Sheet
Hiya and welcome to this week's delightful seasoning of Shibbyness from the shibby sheet, from The Shibby Shack above a tree in Portman Road in Ipswich, a little later this edition, but its been oh so busy in the shack of Shibbyness of recent, but don't worry, normal weekly Shibbyness will return shortly!
This week's first helping of the Shibby Sheet will be a lite version, as there will be a nice big No Mercy PPV predictions Shibbyness coming at the end of the week, so this weeks one will just be a bit of randomness from myself. (yes I nicked the idea of Smash's Undertaker Tony Cottam, which I mean by that is that he is the biggest dog in the yard and stuff, been around longest…blah blah….not having a dodgy elbow and likes wearing leather pants….though he might)
This weeks Shibbyness is not sponsored; it is brought to you by the lovely voice of the late great Robert Palmer! Many a times have I written….well typed I guess, you can't really write on a keyboard…well a baby can, but that is beside the point, anyway many times have I typed out my Shibby Sheet listening to this great mans music, so this Shibby Sheet…is for him, bless him. I bet Rodney Mack was a fan of Mr. Palmer.
Vince McMahon : Why doesn't he ever try to get off with Jazz, Jacqueline or Ivory?
Just a thought there, anyway…. Onto the Shibby Sheet OF RANDOMENSS!!
Goldust :
This time last year he was amazing, being funny, good in the ring, teaming with Booker T and having a great on screen relationship.
Yet where is he now? No where to be seen, its so said that the man with the golden globes has disappeared off the TV screens after being one of the highlights of 2002.
Rhyno :
I read something funny this week, right here it is….Rhyno, you know the dude with the foul mouth, looks like a psychopath, would make you wet your pants if he went "GRAAAAAHHHH!!!" in your ear, and if you just went Awwww in his face he would probably rip you 7 new buttocks, Vince McMahon, "apparently" said he doesn't show enough fire in his matches and that is why he is not being pushed, and is rotting away on velocity.
LOL!!! Yeah right, some how I think it has more to do with Vince wanting to put himself on TV more so we can all see him look at Chatterers breasts all the time! Doesn't he know they are fake!
Sigh, I want Rhyno, not Chatterer and the poo man Vince.
Brock Simpson :
Hey, im becoming more of a fan of Brock each week, slowly though, like I can bare him, but one thing, he is turning more into Homer Simpson each week with his speeches.
Can't the guy be mute?
Im hoping at No Mercy that there will be an angle where Taker returns to the Darkside and rips out Brock Lesnars voice box, so he will be some nasty bad guy with no voice, that would be better, as at the moment I go "awwwww" when he speaks, not "Ooooo, scary" like I should do.
Hogan In NWA-TNA :
Well, one thing is for sure about this, it will either be VERY good, or VERY bad, not in between, as an NWA TNA fan, im hoping its good, and I think it will be.
But what would be good for TNA is a Heel Hogan, one that would tell the fans to go screw them selves and wear all black and come out to Angel of Death by Slayer! Oh yes… No air guitar though, or ill slap him!, not a face Hogan!, that has been done to death now, old red and yellow…Pfff Now a Heel Hogan that would be good, and nice to watch, oh yes.
Smackdown :
A show full of immensely talented chaps like, Lesnar, Angle, Cena, Taker, Rhyno, Benoit, Eddie, Big Show, Ultimo Dragon, Tajiri, Rey, Matt Hardy and so on.
Why tell me then, is the Smackdown PPV based around Vince and his daughter? Which as far as I can tell no one is interested in!
I sure don't wanna see a grown man man handle his daughter! You could get arrested in Ipswich for that! And quite rightly! It's sick and im not going to watch it on the PPV, hell im not even going to include it in my predictions for No Mercy as im so against the disgusting perverted match.
Vince sinks to a new low. Dirty DIRTY MAN!
Jazz :
Oh the apple of my eye! The Je ne sais quoi of the WWE (what does that mean anyway) Oh French is such a wonderful language, even blow my nose sounds nice in French!!! soufflez mon nez!! Lovely!!
Anyway, back to Jazz, I do miss her, there is a big feud going on with the ladies at the moment, yet no Jazz in sight! The man beast her self! Oh so rude.
Still hopefully she is back soon, but you know what Jazz means! MORE THEODORE R LONG!!! Oh how cool is that man, I wish I could dance like him.
Well, that's it for my short and useless ramblings for now, a one off Shibby Sheet that was so like Spanky, sorry for its shortness, but just like Spanky…erm..it had exciting coloured wrestling pants!
Yes.
Stay Shibby.
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