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The Shibby Sheet : In memory of Kevin's Hair
Hello, and welcome to this weeks special shibby sheet, from The Shibby Shack above a tree in Portman Road in Ipswich.
Yes this weeks Shibbyness is brought with much sadness after the passing of an all time legend of the Wrestling business, yes that's right, I'm all sure you have read and seen the pictures, Kevin Nash's Golden Fleece of hair has gone. Such a sad sight it was.
So, in memory of the great man's hair, this week's shibby sheet is sponsored by a lock of Kevin Nash's hair, that can be found by a rubbish bin in Detroit USA, so sad.
Well, enough of all the sadness of Kev's hair, as I said, this is a special Shibby Sheet, for SUMMERSLAM!! Oooo!!! Very posh, yep, last years was great, will this years be as shibby? We will soon find out, but since A-Train is on the card, I have my doubts… read on my shibby faithful.
Raw Matches:
World Heavyweight Championship
Elimination Chamber Match:
Triple H (Champion) vs. "Y2J" Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Nash vs. Goldberg
vs.
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton
Well, could we see the end of the reign of LORD HHH and the belt of his mighty talents, hmm well, who knows, I think there was a good chance two weeks ago, but now. Naa!!
HHH does house shows, Goldberg does not, and as the WWE are trying to bring more money in from House shows, would you go if the champion was not there? Probably not, so the best thing to do is to keep it on Trip's as he enjoys house shows and all its luxury's, while Goldberg would rather not bother and would rather scratch his bum in the bath.
The match itself though has been built up really well I think, the Nash & Jericho feud has been great, seeing Nash at his cocky best, yet losing that oh so lovely hair, that brought a day of mourning in Sri Lanka and a whole week of mourning in a certain house in Suffolk…..
Nash won't win though, but I'd love too sees it!!, though is he heel now after Monday?? Hmmm raises questions! Randy Orton wont win, as IMO he isn't good enough, HBK wont win, as he is…..dunno, he just wont, and Goldberg wont as he wont go to house shows….stubborn chap.
So it's either down too Chris Jericho or HHH imo and I think it will be Trips, though seeing Nash in his new 2003 dynamic hair style (same as mine) win would be SHIBBY!
Winner : Triple H
World Tag Team Championship:
La Resistance (Champions) vs. The Dudley Boyz
There's a tag division on Raw??? Really? I must have missed that one! No one told me! How Rude.
In all seriousness though, this match has had pretty dull build up, a Tag team that shouldn't be in the WWE yet as they are so RAW (Pun intended thank you very much), and a tag team that has gone real stale.
French chaps will win with the help of their new buddy, sad thing is, doe's anyone really care? Not really. Bring in Simon and Swinger!!
Winners : La Resistance
Kane vs. Rob Van Dam
This match, I am looking forward too! Oh yes, as much as a Hob Nob glazed with marmite!! Mmmm, Proper Shibby!
Kane of recent has been one of if not the main reason to watch the WWE IMO, his baldness and his funny scrunched up facial expressions have been great and the way he comes to the ring with the cops has been also great, and the towel effect! Also very cool, think ill wander around with a black towel on my head and shackles!! Though people may think I'm slightly weird…., More so.
Although Kane's match lighting ability's leave much to be desired, he does have that presence about him that makes you go "Ooooo!" Since removing the mask and also since turning RVD into his personal punch bag, RAW has become fashionable again!
So who will win this match, can see no further than Kane, unless that slimy Shane somehow gets involved, hopefully not, so I see a Kane win here, also because of RVD's comments about the WWE recently, maybe a nasty bump coming his way too. This match will be fun.
Winner : Kane
Eric Bischoff vs. Shane McMahon
Here is another chance to see LIVE on WWE TV!! The chance to see Eric Bischoff get embarrassed on PPV yet again! This time by Shane McMahon.
Think ill go take a dump during this.
Winner : Shane McMahon
Smackdown Matches:
World Wrestling Entertainment Championship:
Kurt Angle (Champion) vs. Brock Lesnar
At least Brock has now turned heel, but he still has that freaky smile, he just looks like a muscled Dale Winton now.
Anyway, to the storyline, it did bring some interesting funny segments between Brock and Kurt in the back, and also a nice little friendship between the two which grew and grew until Brocky turned evil and sided with the man that walks like he has a turd in his pants. Vince.
I am all for Brock being heel, but with Vince, no thanks, I'm bored of seeing him on TV, why not bring back Paul "Jesus" Heyman, oh he is so missed, almost as much as Kevin Nash's divine golden locks of hair. God I miss that hair.
Anyway, Brock vs Angle, oh yes, well the past two weeks we have seen Spanky and Gowan get ripped apart by Brock, which has been amusing, so I don't really see Angle losing this match, he's only been champion for a month, and Brock needs to prove that he can get over without having the belt around his waist. We shall see.
I see Angle winning this with botched interference from turd man Vince, hey who knows, maybe The APA will come out too and help Kurt! No idea why, I just wanna see Bradshaw's funky Hair.
Winner : Kurt Angle
World Wrestling Entertainment United States Championship
Fatal 4-Way Match:
"Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero (Champion) vs. "The Crippler" Chris Benoit
vs.
Rhyno vs. Tajiri
Oooo! RHYNO!!! Here we go, a match I am most looking forward to, oh there is also Chris Benoit, Eddie who has been the best wrestler in the WWE so far this year and Tajiri, oh how can this match fail!!!
Though I do remember saying that at Wrestlemania about the tag team match, and the powers that be decided to give it about 7 or 8 minutes!! I dunno, still hopefully this match lasts longer than 20 minutes, and we are in for a special Kevin Nash former hair style treat!! Oh yes.
Well, this match is based around Eddie turning on Tajiri and Rhyno the mighty evil man beast with thighs the size of Trish's baps, (though note, Rhyno's thighs are real, and Trish's baps are fake) heel turn against Benoit, oh and Eddie and Benoit's little old friendship feud. This is going to be good.
So who is going to win, well I'd love Rhyno to as he looks cool with a gold belt round his waist, but I see Eddie winning some how over Benoit.
Winner : Eddie
Zach Gowen vs. Matt Hardy version 1.0 (with Shannon Moore)
I have heard this match isn't taking place….so that's good!, but a bit of Mattitude would have been good, but I had a feeling Matt was going to lose anyway, but just incase this match is still on.
Winner : Matt Hardy
The Undertaker vs. The A-Train
Hmmm, well as the WORLDS biggest Undertaker fan, I don't think even I want to see this match really, though I remember saying that a few months ago when Taker fought the Big Show, and that match turned out to be great! So I guess I could be wrong.
Not quite sure why British Rail has got another push as Vince's hired hitman, would have thought Rhyno would have been a better character as he has the "IT" factor about him, while British Rail, just has a Hairy back and an amazing array of metal studs in his face.
Anyway, the feud has been ok, British Rail destroying Steph and her big baps, and Taker coming out and constantly being beat down by British Rail and his buddy the Awesome Big Show. While on the subject of Big Show, I'm amazed he isn't on the PPV he has been awesome of recent.
Anyway, who's going to win, tee hee!! Sorry, but my boss knows nothing about Wrestling but even he said Taker will win. So…
Winner : Undertaker
Well, that's it for this week, but remember to read next week, as in the Shibby Shack with me will be none other than Kevin Nash himself!! Shocking I know, I can't wait, think ill try and nick some of his hair if he has any.
Also think ill talk about NWA-TNA as after the lovely Tommyllama of Smashwrestling Forums sent me a tape of it, (thankyou very much Mr. Tommy I shall end you a pack of Hob Nobs) I must write about it as it is very Cool.
Anyway, COME ON IPSWICH!! Wooo…
Stay Shibby
This Shibby Sheet Was in memory of Kevin Nash's hair.
Kevin Nash's Hair : 1959 - Monday 18th August 2003 : R.I.P
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