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The Shibby Sheet : Vengeance
Hiya again, well, I'm back already! So I bet you are all happy.
Well, one good thing has happened this week, this is mainly for the UK readers though, Big Brother HAS FINISHED!!!! Thank god!! I can't believe that stupid bloke won though, I'm not even going to mention his name and besmirch my Shibbyness though.
Even though Big Brother has finished, I hope they invite all the housemates back in for one hour, for one last surprise, yes that's right.
They will all get to go into the reward room for one last time, with the lights turned off, the door will shut, and then BOOM!!!!! Hell Fire and Brimstone, Kane will appear and go on a rampant rampage on their boring buttocks and go Psycho on them all like he has this week on Raw.
He will throw that boring guy Scott who is an Insult to my name through the wall, he will then Show Ray (can't believe I know their names! HOW SAD) how to swear, then set him on fire, and finally after giving every women a tombstone, he will come to that boring git who won and slap him about for Half an hour then smash his head into the camera, leaving a nice mess of dull big brother contestants on the floor…Then Kane will look at the camera and do that evil laugh he does Mwah HA HA HA HA HA!!! And to finish it off, he will sit down and knit him self a new scarf for the winter nights, you know for the OAP demographic, keep the TV people happy.
Oh I smell the ratings already.
Anyway, after that little rant out of the way with, onto the predictions for Vengeance, this week sponsored by a plug.
The First Ever APA Invitational
Oooo! I am REALLY looking forward to this, I am the biggest APA fan you will ever find, so I'm really happy they are not only back together, but back on PPV!! WOOO HOO!
Well, anyway who is going to win, well ive heard Doink the Clown is back in this match, oh what fun, he was great, he made me go "he he" but he wont win, neither will the APA, though they will play a major part, Ron will go "Damn" and sound all manly, while Bradshaw will just look really cool with his new hair style, which is just like mine!! Except mine is more dynamic.
Anyway, I'd love to see Rhyno win this and see it as a start of a major push, but Rhyno has been more buried than a mole in a big hole which is deep, so I don't expect that, so I see Spider man winning it! Shawn O'Haire, which is cool.
Winner : Shawn O'Haire
Indecent Proposal Match:
Jamie Noble vs. Billy Gunn w/ Torrie Wilson
Well, I get to see Torrie Wilson's Lovely baps in this match, the baps that everybody knows that I would love to go "Brrrrrrrrrrrrr" in, so that is a good thing about this match.
But Billy Gunn, Hmmm, and Jamie Noble, a guy I have never been a fan of. Not really a match I'm wetting my pants over, but you never know, it may surprise me.
I expect Mr. Noble to win though, so this storyline will go onto to Summerslam and give Billy G something to do at the PPV, though personally I'd make him clean out the Big Show's toilet after a curry. But that is just me.
Winner : Jamie Noble
Stephanie McMahon vs. Sable
Sigh, Sable, boy is that face stretched beyond belief, she reminds me of that Cenobite in the Hellraiser films, chatterer, you know the one who's face is all stretched back across his head; yep she looks like that, except with a better body. Though it is just like my credit card, plastic.
Steph seems to get chubbier as the weeks go by, but hey, she looks nice, something to poke and watch during the match.
Who will win, erm, I dunno, but ill go with Sable, as she has the power of the Cenobites and Pinhead. Does it sound as though I care about this match? No? I thought so too.
Winner : Sable
Vince McMahon vs. Zach Gowen
Sigh, Ive spoke about this enough before in past Shibby Sheets, I Really HONSTELY Don't Care, I don't like either of them, and I'd prefer to watch Big Brother than this.
Winner : Don't Care
WWE Tag Team Championship:
Rey Mysterio & Billy Kidman vs. World's Greatest Tag Team
Oh dear, Billy Kidman is back on PPV, I was hoping his time on PPV was over, still I guess I can dream.
This match has basically been made up around the match up of Billy and Rey, and with the obvious backstabbing of Billy Kidman coming within the next few weeks, or maybe at the PPV, still I guess it has been interesting.
The Worlds Greatest Tag Team however, ever since they have left Angle and while Angle was away, they just haven't been as good IMO and their performances have gone down too, don't know why, but they just don't make me go "Oooo!" like they used too, Still Mr. Haas does have a cool beard though.
This match will be won by WGTT, and will see the end of the beautiful care bear like friendship of Billy and Rey.
Winner : WGTT
U.S. Title Tournament Finals:
Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero
Match of the night? I think so.
Chris Benoit along with Rhyno are being buried by the WWE, they should both be in the Main Events, not playing second fiddle to Zach, Vince, Steph & Chatterer.
Still, it's good to see the Crowd are cheering Eddie, as I like an Eddie face, I have never liked him as a heel, it's just, Boring to be honest, so I'm hoping he stays a face for a long time but I can't really see it happening, oh well.
Eddie will win this to make him a legitimate singles wrestler again instead of a tag team wrestler, but what of Benoit, Hmmm I dunno probably Vince will put him back with Rhyno in a tag team and job them either out on Velocity or on Smackdown.
Well, Eddie to win by cheating some how, will Rhyno try and help Benoit out though? You never know.
Winner : Eddie Guerrero
Undertaker vs. John Cena
This match has had a short yet interesting build up, also if you remember it was Taker who helped Cena in his first few weeks in the WWE and even tagged with him, so it is an interesting feud. But with Taker missing recent Smackdown's because of the sad death of his Father (my condolences to the Undertaker), I can't see Cena winning this as I think the WWE will want it to go onto Summerslam.
I mean, a win over the Undertaker is a big thing, and needs to be built up well, this build up to the match has been good with Cena having great promos, but With Taker missing, it hasn't been anywhere as good as it could be, and was probably booked to be as well.
So to be honest, it would be silly to have Taker lose after barely no build up, but it would be cool to see Taker win yet the feud go onto Summerslam and have Taker lose to Cena there, which I think will happen, But is Cena turning face after his promo on Smackdown with Steph….Who knows….God does.
Winner : Undertaker
Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship:
Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle vs. Big Show
Well, this should be good, Angle, Lesnar & Da Big Show, 3 of the most impressive people recently on a very below par Smackdown in recent months.
As ever, I will be supporting the Big Show, as I like things big, and you don't get much bigger that a 500 pound man do you? Well, except Jazz's baps maybe, but that's another story.
The build up to this match has been good, Big Show just totally destroying both Angle and Lesnar, or anything that gets in his way really.
Also Lesnar & Angles lil "friendly" relationship has been kinda funny, yet also weird, and has given more airtime to the most disturbing thing on WWE television, Brock Lesnars smile, god it scares me more than death itself.
Well, who's going to win, obvious really Brock Lesnar, but ill be cheering away for Big Show in my Ermm….hmmm *looks around* Gerhard Berger t-shirt from 1996, damn that's old.
The build up to Angle Vs Lesnar 2 at Summerslam starts at VENGENACE!!! Oooo!!
Winner : Brock Lesnar
Well, there we go the predictions of VENGENACE!! Don't think there will be any other match's, card seems ok, but there are two matches that make you want to watch something on the God channel and turn to religion and repent my sins against liking the Undertaker when he was EVIL or because I laughed when Kane tombstoned a women. All very un god like.
Well, ill be back sometime next week with a recap of the best and worst bits of the PPV, until then, Use hair gel! It makes your teeth all shiny, think ill put it in my hair next week and see what it does.
Stay Shibby!
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