The Shibby Sheet

Hiya! Sorry for the lateness of this weeks Shibbyness, been a wee bit busy learning to drive a car, but here it is finally which I’m sure you’re all happy about! YAY!

Anyway welcome to the aftermath of the very first RAW only PPV!!! Well cept the one in the UK, but well, nothing in the UK by the WWE is really noticed in the USA, so ill ignore the recent PPV there!

Anyway, before I get down to business and have a quick chat about the PPV that was bad blood, just a quick few titbits first.

First off, This Shibby Sheet is sponsored by 5 Lycra pair’s of men’s socks! At a half price of £5! Ooooo! Available from all good sock shops, they even have the day on them!!! There great. At the mo I’m wearing Monday’s, even though it’s Thursday, hmm weird. Anyway they are most comfy! Oh yes…..Brisk.

What ever happened to one Mr. Billy Kidman?!? Not that I care I just wondered, amazed that I noticed really as he was so dull, but I was just looking at the paint on my wall dry, and it was really boring and it reminded me of Kidman, bless him, I hope he is ok. Just hope he stays away from my TV screen, that’s all, but if anyone does spot Mr. Kidman please email ifoundbillykidmaninmywardrobe@hotmail.com and we can all help him get a life and a bit of charisma. Bless him.

Well, enough of greasy haired people, onto a quick rundown of thoughts from Bad Blood, was it good?? Or was it as the PPV’s name said! Was it BAD!! Well read on.

Scott Steiner :

I say, what is that new finisher Scotty uses? It’s SWEET! Kinda reminds me of Edges finisher a few years ago, the Downward Spiral, except better.

In recent weeks Steiner has improved a lot since his quite unshibby and nasty matches with HHH at the beginning and end of last year, infact I look forward to the mans matches! And that isn’t just because of his awesome music that goes Woooooooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Woooooooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Oh I do like that!! It’s great; I actually enjoy watching the man wrestle again! And his match with Test was WAY better than I thought it would be, and also Test was pretty cool too! This was shocking.

Anyway, keep up the sterling work my good man, who also has a quite divine name in Scott! Oh yes.

La Résistance

Odd. They make me laugh with their funny voices and accent’s, and funny hats, and coat, and pants, or what do they call pants in France? Pantalon? Well they just make me laugh really.

But should they be Tag Team champions so early, when they are greener than a pre born Hulk? (I’m talking about The Hulk! Not Hulk Hogan by the way, he’s a rusty orange type color).

Neither of them seem to have a finishing move, and all they seem to do is dance like French people do, and do a Double Spinebuster type move to end their matches! Weird stuff. But their berets are nice! Oh yes, I could see myself in one chewing away on frogs legs, chatting away to a French woman with a hairy tash and armpit hairs! Hmmm, very nice.

Still looking at the Raw roster for tag teams, who else is there?!!? Damn shame the WWE Released Jamal, I thought 3 Minute Warning would be more huge than their belly’s! But sadly no. I find the reason why Jamal was released odd though, It was because they couldn’t get the 3MW gimmick over! Well, if they didn’t job them every damn week on Heat or RAW then maybe they would have gotten over! TUT!! Damn you TUT!!

Still anyway, back to the French Dudes, think it’s too early to be champions, but I said that about Kurt Angle when he won the WWE title! Look at him now…. DOH!, But to end this I will finish my segment on The French chaps with a bit of French!

Oh oui, bien fait à m Grenier et M Dupree et gagner les championnats d'équipe d'Etiquette de WWE! Dieu les bénit et thier très les vêtements de camp et le goût dans les jolis chapeaux, qui sont appelés des bérets! Il il, le nom drôle pour un chapeau. Toujours bien fait sur une allumette divine, toujours penser que les escargots mangeant sont bizarres cependant, et que les femmes françaises doivent raser un morceau plus, et deodarant d'usage.. Viva la france!

Oh yes!

The Austin Bischoff Joke of a segment

I’ll keep this short! Just wish the segment’s where too.

First off was the burping contest, Well, the fake burps weren’t even funny! And anyone who knows me knows that I laugh at almost anything, if someone told me that my ass was on fire and that at the same time a wall was about to fall on me and end my divine life! I’d just go “he he he, you said Ass!”

But this was seriously unfunny stuff, after a while thankfully it was over.

Then came maybe the worst and most embarrassing thing ive seen in a long time on WWE TV, Mae Young and Bischoff, just seemed that it was another way for the WWE to make poor Eric look a bit silly as usual.

Then though Steve Austin gave the 80 odd year old Mae a stunner!!!, now JR laughed it off, but the very next day on RAW, Test beat her up, and he is the most EVIL man alive!! Yer what…. Did I miss something??

The last segment, ill admit, I didn’t really pay much attention too as it was so bad, and when I have watched Bad Blood again, I fast forwarded the segments as they where so bad. TUT WWE! TUT!!!

And to think, we could have had RICO with his “Sparkle Glitter!” and great new gimmick, oh Tut! Oh sigh, so unfair….still as Arnold said, could have been worse! Could have been more Mr. America! OH NO!!!

HHH & Kevin Nash

Well, their match wasn’t so bad really! Quite enjoyable! And Mr. Nash’s B.D.C Vest just looks soooooooooooo Swish and shibby!!! I must buy the T. Shirt.

Anyway, odd that as a face Nash barley gets any kind of response from the crowd, but when he is a heel, he gets HUGE and I mean HUGE cheers, maybe they should turn Nash heel? I mean as a heel the Wrestling skills doesn’t matter as much. Also you should be a good talker to be a top heel, well Nash is one of the best ever…Hmmm, time for Nash to be the Heel we all love again like he was in wCw? Oh yes I think so.

HHH in this match was cool, he bleed like a thing that bleeds a lot, say a skunk that gets hit by a bus on the A14 in Bury St Edmunds at 67mph! I’d say that bleeds a lot.

If HHH wrestled like that all the time, I don’t think many people would have a problem with HHH being the champion for so long, I know I wouldn’t!

Odd thing though what I just thought of, Since Nash’s return at No Way Out last year, he is yet to win a match!!!! NOT ONE!!!! So much for his backstage power I guess. Bless him; he still has the hair though! And what hair it is…..

10 Shibby Titbits of the week :

1. Bradshaw’s Hair : My GOD!! He’s gone all David Beckham on us!! What’s he done! My god… still does make you smile, which is good.
2. Bradshaw’s Tash : My God!!! He’s gone all Nigel Mansell on us and shaved his TASH!! Nooooooooo! The Tash was Bradshaw! Still, he does look younger….*rubs goatee beard*…I wonder…
3. Zach Gowen : God is this guy the worst actor EVER!! I hope he wrestles better than he talks, otherwise I’m gonna go to the USA myself and smack him on the head with a wet Skunk.
4. Vince : I wish he would limit his TV Time, he does get boring after half and hour.
5. Rhyno & Benoit : Ooooo! I like this lil feud at the moment before it turns into a (imo) Opal Fruit mouthwatering feud! Shame its getting overshadowed by this Mr. America poop though.
6. Opal Fruits : Since when have they been called Starburst? Who did this? I DEMAND VEGENANCE!!!
7. Kane : Ooooo! Will he lose his mask…well of course he will, But will he look all burnt and scary!?!? Or like Homer Simpson! I still think Kane is actually Dale Winton with a wig.
8. Mr. America : Is it just me, or is this storyline the worst ever in WWE(F)’s history?, also it is killing the Legend of Hulk Hogan, I really dislike this storyline.
9. Linda Miles : Can’t spell her new name, sounds like a German perfume though, but anyway. One word. Phooowar!
10. Rico : Sparkle Glitter!!!! Oh am I going to enjoy this storyline! What is it with me and camp wrestlers?!?! Goldust! Rico! Rhyno! I dunno.

Well that’s my shibby sheet over and down with for a week, sorry it’s late and all, but hey! Better than never I think, don’t you think!

Well onto this week and wrestling! How will the Undertakers hair look this week with his bandana? Will Kevin Nash return!!! And above all, will he have his hair in a knot, or all flowing in the wind like god wishes it too be!!!

So in Honor and hope of the big mans return, I will describe Kevin Nash’s hair in 5 different languages!!

English :

His hair is like the wind beneath my wings, and even god himself must be proud when he looks down from heaven at his hair! God Bless Kevin Nash! And his MIGHTY hair!

German :

Sein Haar ist wie der Wind unter meinen Flügeln, und sogar Gott, den sich selbst stolz sein muß, wenn er hinunter von Himmel an seinem Haar anschaut! Gott Segnt Kevin Nash! Und sein MÄCHTIGES Haar!

French :

Ses cheveux sont comme le vent en dessous de mon vole, et même dieu se doit être fier quand il regarde en bas du ciel à ses cheveux! Dieu Bénit Kevin Nash! Et ses cheveux PUISSANTS!

Italian :

I suoi capelli è come il vento sotto le mie ali, ed anche dio deve essere orgoglioso quando guarda giù dal cielo ai suoi capelli! Dio Benedice Kevin Nash! Ed i suoi capelli POTENTEMENTI!

And to start of David Beckham, a bit of Spanish! :

¡El cabello está como el viento abajo mis alas, e incluso dios él mismo debe ser orgulloso cuando él mira hacia abajo de cielo en el cabello! ¡El dios Bendice Kevin Nash! ¡Y el cabello PODEROSO!

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Well, stay Shibby.

 
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