The Shibby Sheet

Hiya! And welcome to a later than usual Shibby Sheet, soz been busy doing, well not much really, but I did get stuck on my sofa watching Big Brother and just fell asleep when I promised myself I would do my shibby sheet, sigh, nice comfy sofa….always good weekends when your parents are away! Bless.

Anyway what shall I talk about this week, Hmmm, Smackdown I think, The APA possibly, Vince?!?! Na, oh what ever pops into my mind I guess while typing away, im sure it will be fun and will change your life for a few seconds at least.

This weeks Shibby Sheet though, is brought to you by…..erm…Hmmm…*looks around* Oooo! A nice shiny pint glass that I haven’t washed for 3 days with Milkshake in it. Hmmm seems to have gotten a bit thick,*sniffs it* COR JESUS!!! F**K me that stinks!! Ewww, guess that is what Jazz’s Pus….no I won’t go there.

Anyway, onto my shibby sheet.

Smackdown :

Well, after last weeks, shall we say…erm, ill try and be kind, Crap, woeful, terrible, just groin grabbing painful Smackdown, this weeks one was a tad bit better, but to be honest, nothing could have been as bad as The Smackdown last week that concentrated on Mr. America and his legless fan, it wasn’t really that…what’s the word Germans say, oh that s right…it wasn’t very SPLENDID.

Im not really too bothered that the WWE at the moment seems to be concentrating on the Mr. America storyline, but its just the amount of time that was spent on it last week that made me go “Ahhh, damn bearded American S&M pervert” I did get quite angry watching such tripe, the only saving graces of Smackdown last week was The Undertakers return and Tajiri & Eddie Vs Team Angle, the rest was Urggh.

When on Smackdown a man of Rhyno’s talents isn’t even on the show for the past two weeks, it doesn’t take a Paul Heyman to figure out the show is going down the tube.

Rhyno should be in a feud with someone like Benoit, Lesnar, Cena etc, not stuck on Velocity in some crap matches with Bill Demott or A-Train!, and what’s happened to John Cena and Chris Benoit in recent weeks?!?!? DISSAPERED!! TUT!! I don’t wanna see 60 minutes of Hogan’s constant shouting and Vince walking around as if he has shit himself!, I want to watch matches, not crap promos from 2 old men. TUT! They don’t even have Kevin Nash L’Oreal hair! At least Nash has class, Vince just has a funny walk like he has big turd in his pants, and Hogan looks like an extra from a futuristic Porn film.

 
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