The Shibby Sheet

Hiya! And welcome to the Aftermath of Judgment Day and other WWE thoughts!

Congrats to Calum and Chance for both winning the crown of Champ! My efforts where a bit shabby, but never mind.

Well as ever you probably have read loads of reviews on the PPV, as have I and it seems as though it was one of the worst PPV’s in history!

Well if you read through my divine column, you will see what I thought of it! Some parts good! Some parts great! But also some bad! And one just beyond belief it was so bad.

But overall I liked the PPV, but just had some parts that made me spit out in disgust like Monica Lewinsky after a night in the office with Bill.

Strange that there was no Goldberg to add to his streak of wins, wonder where he was.

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‘Goldberg storms into the Shibby ones room and spears the unfortunate one as he types his column, sending the stricken body of the shibby one onto the floor in pain as Goldberg pins the Shibby one for the 1-2-3, GOLDBERGS STREAK CONTINUES!!!’

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Hmm that was strange; well anyway, this column was brought to you by the NEW Robert Palmer album called DRIVE! Oh it’s lovely; it’s making me feel all swish and carm! (By the way Robert Palmer is the dude who did the song with the sexy lady’s with nice legs in the background, incase your wondering!)

Judgment Day! The good, the bad and the Grrrrr :

Well, I enjoyed Judgment day overall, I guess I’m easily pleased really! Which is a good thing, the matches all had there good points,

The Ladder Match! : All of it!!

HHH VS Nash! The Table bit!

Team Rhyno Vs Team Cena : THE GORE!!!

Mr. America Vs Piper : When the Time Keeper hit the bell saying the match was over! GOD I LOVED THAT!! I REALLY REALLY DID!

Anyway, onto some points of the show,

Kevin Nash :

I know I adore the guy so I probably do have Blonde L’Oreal smelling tinted specs, but I thought he did ok in his match! All of his moves went ok! His SWEET Side Slam, big boot, Snake Eyes, his Jacknife, and of cause he put his hand through his hair TWICE!! God we were blessed that night!

Also the match was short so Nash didn’t start huffing and puffin too much, I enjoyed the match so that is a good thing, also the Table spot when Nash Jacknifed HHH threw the table (note the way he brushed his hair with his hand before he did it! STUNNING!), was maybe the spot of the night for me.

Rumors though of a Hell in a Cell rematch does worry me though! HIAC is a dangerous match FOR REAL! And I can see Nash getting seriously injured in it! I hope the WWE rethink this as Nash at his age and his record of injury’s could be hurt quite bad in the match, which I’m sure will make a few people laugh as they did when he tore his quad and nearly ended his career, but not me, I’m hoping he will be ok.

Big Show :

Hate or like the sexy balding 7ft stud muffin, he gave his all at Judgment Day in the main event, and he must be giving credit for taking some nasty bumps in that match, payback for his MISTAKE with Rey at Backlash.

The guy isn’t going to do German Suplex’s or diving head butts, what he does for his size is great! I mean Andre the Giant is worshipped as a legend of Wrestling! And big show is WAY better than Andre.

Anyway, his time in the Main Event is over now for the time being, so that should keep everyone happy, but I still like him! He makes me laugh! And ive seen him LIVE!!! He is shibby. 

Tajiri :

Well I thought it would be Chris Benoit considering how short the first match was, but to see Tajiri as Eddies team mate was great!

I always hoped Tajiri would get a push in the WWE and FINALLY he has as the Tag Champion! Well deserved for a man who in ECW was easily one of the best wrestlers in the world.

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‘Suddenly again Goldberg enters the room and clotheslines the Shibby one from his chair sending his hob nobs flying making him squeak in terror, again Goldberg, pins the Shibby One for the 1-2-3, GOLDBERGS UNDEFEADTED STREAK OF TERROR GETS BIGGER!!!!’

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Torrie Wilson :

Damn my hob nobs, stupid Muppet, anyway yes I know the Sable and Torrie thing was a waste of WWE PPV space, but I LOVE TORRIE! She makes me giggle and think of funny things and wish I was BILLY KIDMAN!! (Damn that is sick) so seeing her in those nice clothes was nice, and Sable looked very Shibby too.

The IC Battle Royal :

Now, here is something I was REALLY looking forward too, but after it had finished, I don’t think ive ever been that angry after seeing something on TV in a long while for two things.

The stupid pathetic ending of the match, why is Booker T always used as the guy who gets screwed of titles all the time, Tag Title’s, World Titles and now the IC title, I’m fed up with it, the guy busts his arse each week and this is all he gets! And when he finally did get a belt (the tag team one) he had it for about a week or two! It’s just damn Unshibby!

The way the match ended with Booker T winning it, but having the ref knocked out then miraculously wakening again as Christian pushed him out of the ring is the kind of thing that killed WCW with its stupid endings and screw jobs, and to top it off, I DON’T LIKE CHRISTIAN! God I was angry. The match just left a real bad taste in the mouth.

BUT! What really made me nearly throw my divine Darkside Undertaker mug and plate of all sorted flavored hob nobs at my TV screen was Jerry F’N Lawler’s constant pathetic unfunny, remarks about Booker T throughout the whole match.

It was the same at Wrestlemania, why does he constantly make Booker T sound like an idiot and a man who just doesn’t deserve to be in the wrestling ring! I know Lawler is the ‘Heel’ commentator even though he is shit at it, but he always has digs at Booker T, saying it was a “miscarriage of justice” when Booker won the match, and saying he shouldn’t be in the match at all, good on JR for making Booker sound like a threat in the match making him sound cool as Lawler continued to disrespect the great man.

Assclown.

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‘Goldberg again enters the room of the Shibby one as he is sipping his hot chocolate drink. Goldberg kicks the confused shibby one in the face, then picks him up and wanders around the room, then JACKHAMMER!!! 1-2-3! GOLDBERG THE ENIGMA CONTINUES HIS RUTLHLESS STREAK OF DOMINATION!’

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Ow, swine, well what else happened at Judgment day, I do think the PPV missed the Immortal Undertaker! It’s his PPV! Think Judgment day, think Taker! Well I do, and I miss him, he is shibby.

Steve Austin & Eric Bischoff Segments :

Even though some parts of it where funny, was there really any need to constantly show Austin and Bischoff, and why have Austin come out at the beginning of the Show, I know I’m not the biggest Austin fan, but I just didn’t see the point of it!

Still some parts of it made me laugh and Austin did make me giggle as he continued to shove beer down Bischoff’s throat, so to make me laugh at Austin again I guess is a good thing.

Nice new t-shirt too! Not too sure about HBK’s new one though! Looks a bit too religious, the big cross gave it away for me.

Well that’s my thoughts on judgment day, next week my usual column WILL return with the 10 shibby titbits of the week, also I will….

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‘Goldberg enters the room again and screams and beats his chest as the shibby one puts up his “Freddy gets fingered” DVD to protect himself, but Goldberg scratches his head in confusion, The Shibby one realise what is wrong with the Whisker Biscuit Hob Nob! HE ONLY HAS 3 MOVES!!! The shibby one is saved from another bashing from the bald enigma and points and laughs at Goldberg’s white and black pants as Goldberg walks away confused.

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Muppet, still he has a nice beard, but his spear is not as good as the Divine Gore!

Well that’s it for this week, I’m off for a coffee and to watch the channel that has free pornog….. er.. Free Gardening tips for 10 minutes.

Stay Shibby!

 
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