The Shibby Sheet

Hiya and welcome to the 2^nd edition of The Shibby Sheet in the month of May 2003!

Well what has happened recently in the week of the WWE that is worth chatting about, well the Mysterious Mr. America debuted, I still think it’s Dale Winton, Two French guys debuted who apparently are less talented than 3 Minute Warning!, Which is quite worrying.

Oh and two weeks ago which I forgot to mention last week on Smackdown Steph showed her butt on camera! Quite nice I would say to be honest! That HHH is one lucky man, I bet he has ventured into that a few times.

Anyway, this weeks Shibby Sheet is sponsored by Elastoplast, the plaster that is at the moment looking after my hand which was cut on another one of my drunken accidents Monday night.

Well enough of bums and plasters, onto my Shibby Sheet.

The Coach

Yep! I’m gonna talk about “The Coach” for the second week running, when Coach doesn’t act like a 16 year old kid on speed commentating he actually isn’t that bad, and himself and “The Perv King” actually weren’t that bad recently.

I was kind off surprised to read though that Vince last week during the whole of Raw was having a go at coachmen throughout the whole of the show saying “your blowing it” not exactly a great way to help someone.

In recent weeks, the WWE has done some really pants storylines and there’s only one man to blame at the end of the day. The Boss Vince himself, but it seems he’s blaming everyone but himself even his own son Shane McMahon!

Bringing JR back to Raw to kiss his beloved Stone Colds buttocks throughout the whole show and having Jerry the perv next to him is a bit of a downer, at least the Coach called the matches all the time!

I guess maybe he didn’t say complement the wrestler’s heart size enough like JR does or go on about BQ sauce.

Oh well.

Legion of Doom / Road Warriors

Well, in its time I was a big fan of the Legion of Doom! Sweet music, most excellent shoulder pads, I wonder why they never wore them in matches! Would have been so much fun, oh and they made face paint fun.

Now though having seen them in 2003, should they really be coming back to the WWE? One of them has a gut that would make an Italian mafia boss laugh (have it on good authority that most mafia godfathers have a rather large tummy), so on Fitness side they could be more unfit than Scott Steiner was! Which is most worrying indeed.

In their day they where fun to watch and their sticking out of tongues and scream was quite fun, but in the day of 3 Minute Warning, Los Guerreos, La Resistance, Dudley Boyz and the Returning APA are they really needed? I dunno I guess it will be nice to see them one more time, like it was seeing Piper, Hogan & Sable I guess, but I would rather like to See 3 Minute Warning get a push in the Tag Division instead of the Jobbers they have turned into, rather than 2 old guys who better days are way behind them.

Still that’s just me

IC Title

Oh lovely news indeedie!!

Possibly the worst thing to happen recently in the WWE was the destruction, the DEATH the erm, Megatron size gun blast of doom into the Intercontinental (thank god for spell check, or Bill Gates) Championship that was taken away from our screens.

IMO one of the main reasons why people have been saying Raw sucks (not me I always liked it!) is because there is so many wrestlers on the show, and there is only one belt to be won! (singles belt that is, for men) and to be honest only a select few have a chance of winning that and the list is short, here is the list :

1. HHH

Told you it was short, anyway back to the IC title, I think it is a great idea to bring it back, and anything that gets the Golden Wonder Goldust back on PPV is good enough for me.

The belt helped many young stars with big hearts as JR would say become big players in the WWE Austin, Rock, HHH, HBK, Nash, Test, Billy Gunn, A-Train, ok went a bit funny near the end, but you know what I mean, bringing back the IC title means good times are coming again to the WWE!

Hopefully they bring back the US title on Smackdown now, and then all will be Shibby! 

Sheffield Tour de Force Show

Well, on Sunday I’m going to sunny sweet Sheffield and I’m gonna watch the “Tour de force”, no idea why its all French, it should be more British since it’s a UK tour, something like Hmmmm…. “Bring me a bag of chips and watch a big guy slap another guy about tour” or “Joyful events in wrestlers rings” or…Hmmm, actually I think Tour de force will do.

Well I will be there on Sunday to await the arrival of me wrestling fave RHYNO!!!! If you’re going there also and you hear a big scream that sounds like a constipated woman when Rhyno comes out, don’t worry! It’s more than likely me!

I shall also be easily spotted there too, ill be the guy with the sign! MAKE ME FAMOUS TAKER!! I’m begging ya! Ma….hang on, damn video. *turns off king of the ring 2001* nope ill be wearing my RHYNO t-shirt! Or if it’s cold, more than likely a nice blue jumper, so if you spot me let me know! And you will win a prize!

Oh yes, one of my divine Polo’s Mmmmmmm Minty!

Well have fun if you’re going to one of the WWE dates in the UK tour, and remember to start the chant! BRING BACK PAUL “JEUSUS” HEYMAN” or maybe even start a SHIBBY chant! Now that would be good, then maybe Rhyno would say Shibby next week on Smackdown and it will all be thanks to us!

Be sure to comeback to Smashwrestling early next week to see my divine report on the Event, this time though I will make sure to go to the toilet before I leave, damn my bladder hurt last time! Its not healthy holding pee for 4 hours in a car.

I blame Thatcher though.

10 Shibby titbits of the week

1. A-Train : I’m gonna see him!
2. Big Show : and him
3. Matt Hardy : and him
4. Sable : Mmmm and her!
5. Torrie : oh yeah! And her! She waved to me last time! Ok it was to the crowd, but she meant me! I know she did!
6. Benoit : Gonna see him too!
7. Rhyno : God bless Richard Branson! I’m FINALLY gonna see Rhyno!
8. Brock Lesnar : oh and him
9. John Cena : also him too!
10.  Undertaker : SWINE! Sigh, maybe next time.

Well, that’s another weeks Shibbyness out of the way with, what will happen in the WWE next week, Will Mr. America reveal himself to be Dale Winton as I truly think it is him, though I guess it could also be some Swedish porn star, as he has the tash, one or the other.

Oh some pointless news, THERES GOING TO BE A TRANSFORMERS GAME FOR THE PLAYSTATION 2! Oh Joy! None of that crappy transformers Armada when Megatron turns into some cheap queer tank from Norwich! I mean the mighty Megatron when he turns into a gun and Prime when he turns into that big lorry thing, a lorry! Oh joy there is a god and he’s called, MEGATRON!

I shall avenge Megatrons death finally! and bitch slap Prime & hot rod.

Oh back to wrestling yes, erm, Kevin Nash, I bet he likes Transformers.

Stay Shibby

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