The Shibby Sheet
Hiya! And welcome to another weekly edition of the Shibbyness of the Shibby
Sheet! This week brought to you by “Rescue Remedy” the original Flower
remedy to comfort and reassure you before driving tests!! Sweet! 3rd lucky
time I hope! I mean! If Jeff Hardy can drive, surely I can! I mean, with all
that paint in his eyes! Tut Tut! Silly boy.
Anyway this week in the WWE has taught us that you shouldn’t go on trips to
foreign countries and eat their dodgy food! God bless William Regal! He
should have taken some Mcvities Jaffa Cakes and he would have been fine.
Anyway, onto the Shibby Sheet:
Eric Bischoff Vs Ric Flair :
This
Monday’s RAW saw a quite extraordinary (big word) scene of two 40 – 50 year
old guys having a go at each other in front of the Raw Wrestlers over well
no one seems to know at the moment! But one thing is for sure, too see 2 of
the biggest names in Wrestling History, Mr. Flair as a Wrestler and Mr.
Bischoff as old WCW boss must have been a sight to behold!
Now,
usually when a little fight happens backstage punishment is swiftly given
out! Without a doubt Bischoff will be the one given the raw (no pun
intended, but is funny) deal because of what he did in WCW.
What
I have read though is that later on in the night Bischoff went to talk to
Flair about it in a gentleman manner but Flair lost it again and it was hand
bags at 20 paces again. (Wonder if flair looks as silly as he does in real
life when he loses his temper! I mean on RAW he looks like a right weirdo)
I
hope Bischoff doesn’t get punished for what happened on RAW as he is one of
the main reasons I personally watch RAW every week! The guy is funny, cool
on the Mic; he’s so EVIL you just have to like him. (Robin Cook take note,
god is that guy ugly)
So
after this lil fight which I have no idea what it was all about! Hopefully
it will be quickly forgotten about and they can shake and make up!
Personally though I think it was about who had the better parting in their
hair and in my opinion Bischoff wins hands down! The way his hair blows in
the wind every Friday night on raw is glorious! While Flairs is just grey
and sweaty.
Still that’s what I think anyway.
Raw Vs Smackdown : What Show Is Better? :
Well
in increasing weeks RAW has become very enjoyable, ive always liked RAW
though to be honest but since The Rock has returned and also weeks before
his return RAW has been a very enjoyable show and has kept me happy while
munching away on a packet of twiglets while drinking some nice orange juice
in my Undertaker mug.
Now
on Raw there are many good things on the show, The Rocks weekly funny
musical solo, Eric Bischoff’s constant smarmy ways, HHH’s Heel ways (he has
had less TV time recently, so a lil is good), Goldust’s constant speech
problem, cant remember what its called, but doe’s make me giggle, and many
other reason’s why Raw keeps me happy like Jeff Hardy, 3 Minute Warning,
Dudley’s, Hurricane and the lovely psycho bird who doesn’t at all look 32!
The lovely Victoria!
All
in all Raw is pretty enjoyable! I have always liked it, ok some of the
storylines like Katie Vick and the current Booker T / HHH storyline are
quite tasteless, but at the moment, it is pretty enjoyable.
Smackdown has always been good, but because it’s on a Saturday and also in
the morning, I rarely get to see it all the time, but since Rhyno has
returned, I make sure I see it now!
Smackdown has many good things, Team Angle, Paul “Jesus” Heyman, Chris
Benoit, Undertaker, Rhyno, Mattitude and many other top notch guys that make
Smackdown oh so shibby.
Although there is a couple of things that make me REALLY dislike Smackdown!
One
of them is Stephanie McMahon, yes she’s nice looking and has rather large
boobs, but apart from that, her voice is incredibly evil sounding, I’m sure
Satan himself doesn’t sound that bad.
The
other reason is (which I’m sure will upset some) Is Brock The Invincible, ok
its not just his fault, but it seems every week he just destroys the whole
Smackdown roster and the storyline with Team Angle has turned into a bit of
a joke with Mr. Hass & Mr. Benjamin both becoming Brocky The Invincible’s
personal bitches every week.
Still apart from those 2 reason’s Smackdown is very good and most enjoyable;
also the sight of A-Trains awe inspiring back hair is worth watching it
also. Oh and Torrie Wilson!
Overall though, what show do I prefer? Well, me personally I do like the
entertainment side of wrestling as much as the wrestling itself, so ill say
Raw!
Wrestlemania X9 Quick Preview :
Well
I will have a special “Shibby Wrestlemania Sheet” next week, but since it’s
the biggest PPV of the year and it’s just round the corner, I think it is my
duty to have a quick little chat about it now.
Well, the main event is looking ok at the moment again! Not too sure if Kurt
has banged his head as well as his neck though considering he is going threw
with the match! Is his neck as bad as they say it its? Or is it just being
made to look worse so more people will watch it? I dunno, will have to wait
and see.
Booker & HHH has been built up rather weird! Not too sure why they have
brought the race card into this match, but I guess they think the “SHOCK”
value will work still! Well if they want shock they should get HHH to wear a
pink shirt! That will take away his hard man image. Hmmm, hang on I remember
HHH wearing a pink t-shirt recently! Oh dear! The humanity of it all.
Anyway, as long as they keep the race card out of this feud, I’m happy! (And
hoping for a Booker win!)
Maybe the match of the night will be the Smackdown Tag Team match for the
titles, since his return my beloved Rhyno and Chris Benoit have had “Kevin
Nash Hair Style matches” (in other words stunning beyond belief), Team Angle
look to be a great tag team, but with Kurt’s injury what will become of Team
Angle? A tag title loss at mania?, With Charlie Hass & Shelton Benjamin
splitting starting a feud? That would be cool. REMEMBER!! You heard it here
first! I am very clever me.
Also
of cause add the mighty Non Mullet man Eddie and his lil bearded nephew
Chavo, this match will be cool.
Rock
& Austin, Vince & Orange Man, and other matches I will come onto next week!
But at the moment, wrestlemania seems to be looking pretty shibby!
10 Shibby Titbits of the week :
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Goldust eating Austin’s Hot Dog after it had been in
Austin’s mouth!! Ewww, dirty man.
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Big Show & A-Train : Yup, I know they aint great, but as a tag team they
look pretty cool, maybe Show could borrow some of Mr. A’s back hair so he
can cover his balding hair though.
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APA : When will they return!! Mania? Hmmm, here’s hoping!
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Jazz : With her hair down, she looks even more of a man! I’m starting to
think Rodney Mack & Jazz are the same person!
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Hardy Boyz Book : Looking for some good hair color tips in there and ideas
from Jeff on how to paint my room in vivid colors.
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Eric Angle : Is it me or doe’s he look like a pig? Bless him though.
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*Sudden Brain Wave* Expect Scott Steiner to do a run in on the HHH Vs
Booker T match at Mania and cost Book the title, thus Steiner will join
Evolution and become HEEL!!! (it just came to me! I think Vince was seeing
into my brain!)
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Chief Morley : Doesn’t he have great Music! Nice drum and beat!
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Big Sal & Tony Mamaluke : They should join the F.B.I, ok Sal aint a great
wrestler, but the F.B.I don’t seem the same without the fat fella.
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Paul “Jesus” Heyman : Tut, I did miss him last week on Smackdown! He has
quite lovely hair.
Well
that’s another weeks Shibbyness of me out of the way with, by the way, saw
Torrie Wilson’s Playboy (other worthy naughties mags are available) Pictures
today! Damn that Billy Kidman is a lucky sod, think ill try sounding like a
girl and have no personality what so ever and I may pull a lass like Torrie!
Damn
though! All I can say is, I wouldn’t mind being her Razor Blades!!, the
journey to the forbidden forrest!!
Stay
Shibby!
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