The Shibby Sheet 

Hiya! And welcome to another week of the Shibbyness of the WWE and the world of wrestling, and life in general I guess, well, what a week it has been yes! The sad news of Kurts viagria less neck, Jeff Hardy continues to improve each week (slowly but surely), The Rock & Goldust make RAW the funniest program on TV in ages! And yes that includes the Bill and the 9’o’clock news & most off the form of Rhyno!! He seems to be better than when he left! I see big things for my man!

My Dream Roster :

Anyway, 1^st off, been a busy bee of recent and I didn’t have time to put up the top 10 wrestlers I would pick for my promotion! Anyway, too late now, but for those who wonder who I would have picked and who I had in mind in my psychopathic head, here they are :

Kurt Angle

The Rock

Sabu

Rhyno

Jeff Hardy

Chris Benoit

Simon Diamond

Booker T

Chris Jericho

John Cena

Yup! That’s right no Undertaker! Even though I love him dearly! (in a man way) he’s a bit old, so ive gone with youth and Sabu, well I like Sabu and would love to see the Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, nut job in the wwe, unlikely to happen! So ill stick him in mine!!!

Kurt Angle & Who To Replace Him With :

Well, never been one of his biggest fans (not that I don’t like him, I just prefer other wrestlers, that’s all), but I have always respected the guy and have enjoyed all of his matches.

But the news of his neck injury is not shibby at all, how will Smackdown fair without its best wrestler, actually how will the WWE itself fair without its best wrestler, well, there are 3 wrestlers IMO who can take his place as the No 1 heel on Smackdown and be aligned with the mighty overlord of wrestling Paul “Jesus” Heyman, (do you know, Paul “Jesus” Heyman kinda reminds me of Shang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat games! No idea why!, think I need to sleep more, anyway) and they are :

1 . Chris Benoit :

I do like Mr. Toothless Aggression! (oh my who ever thought up that T-Shirt deserves a pack of Hob Nob’s!, Actually 2 pack’s, I’m feeling generous!), although I do like Benoit as a Face, he’s a much better heel when he is mute and just goes around beating people up, and snorting on his opponent when he does that top turnbuckle head butt.

If Benoit was to align himself with Paul Heyman, it would be great, I can see this happening within the coming months, infact I’d be pretty surprised if it didn’t, we shall have to wait and see, but my Top bet to replace Mr. Kurtis Angle is Benoit!

2. Rhyno :

Yup! You probably guessed I would put him in there! But there you go! I’m so obvious I know, just like a Pot Noodle! Dunno where I got that connection from but there we go! (I get £2 million pound royalties to mention Pot Noodle you see in my shibby sheet! Oh it’s True!).

Since Rhyno has returned he has looked in great shape, has Loads of varied moves, and after the beating his neck took last week on Smackdown by Team Angle (took some pretty stiff shots I thought) his neck seems to be in Tip Top condition! So that is good news.

This is the first time ive seen Rhyno as a face and it seems ok so far, but like Benoit! He’s a better Heel, infact Rhyno is one of the greatest Heels ive ever seen, in ECW he was the Ultimate psychopathic heel and got him over well, and that same kinda style Rhyno in ECW would help him in the WWE and would make for cool TV! Be nice to see him F this and F that again, but that is unlikely! Anyway, Rhyno has the talent to replace Kurt also as the No 1 heel on WWE TV 

3. Simon Diamond :

Yes I know he’s not in the WWE! But that should be sorted out quickly! This guy has Charisma, he has in ring talent! He has everything to be the ultimate heel in the WWE!

In ECW he did kind of remind me of Kurt Angle a lot there the way he spoke and was totally up himself, also I just found the guy extremely funny and he was never boring! Also he had a cracking long robe which I would love to wear after getting out of the shower! Oh yes very Swish!

Anyway, back to Simon, he would fit in well in the WWE, only thing holding him back maybe is his size, but thankfully on Smackdown the size of a wrestler doesn’t seem to matter as much as it used too, so maybe he would be ok, hopefully, when is Vinnie gonna realize that big men don’t usually wrestle as well as smaller ones! Tut! Oh well.

So there we go! My 3 point plan on the replacement of Kurt Angle while he is away having his neck straightened. Will any of the top 3 come true! Who knows! But knowing my luck, Some big fat lard will probably become the No 1 heel on Smackdown, (Cue Goldberg) still Hopefully I’m wrong with that one.

 10 Shibby Titbits of the week :

1. Goldust : He should be on red nose day! He’s more funny than Lenny Henry.
2. Undertaker : He’s been taking a very low key role since his return!
3. Steve Austin : Lardy
4. The Hurricane : Good to see the guy getting a push! Didn’t know he had Braces!! Bless him.
5. Jazz : You saw up her skirt on Raw on Friday! Another vision that I never want to see in my life ever again!
6. Rodney Mack : Is he black? He looks more white than me! Or am I missing something!
7. The Rock : To Jonathan Coachman “Wash yer Ass”, he he, that was funny! God I don’t like the self proclaimed “Coach”.
8. Sabu : Wouldn’t he be good in the WWE!!!
9. Torrie : She’s gonna be in playboy!!! Oh! Can you imagine it now!! FINALLY! I will be able to “touch it” ok it will just be paper but hey! QUALITY PAPER I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW!
10. Booker T : he will be in one of the main events at Wrestlemania, so why has he been on our screen less recently! Weird.

Well, that’s it for this weeks Shibby Sheet! A shorter one than usual, but next weeks will be bigger I’m sure! Don’t worry about that.

So if anyone has any good tips for Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance let me know, here’s a tip from me though! DON’T buy the Sims for Playstation 2! Ta very muchley!

So, another week in the WWE coming up! What color will Jeff paint his head this week?? Blue! Red! Pink! BOTH! Who knows, still he does make me laugh. Think ill try slapping on some Durex (or Dulex, ones a paint ones a condom, can’t remember) paint on me head before I go out on Monday nights! See if it helps pulling birds at all!

Stay Shibby!

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